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Once I had this really cool motorcycle. I took it in to the shop to get it tuned up. While I was waiting, I kept falling asleep. The shop’s owner’s mom was there, so she started to lecture me. She said I had one of the classic apnea symptoms, which is falling asleep during the day when you are bored. She also asked me about how often I woke up during the night, or if I had to get up a lot to go to the bathroom. I asked her how she knew all this stuff, and she said she used to be a registered nurse, and she used to deal with fools like me all the time. She said I’d better take care of it, otherwise I might crash on my motorcycle.